A little bit of Nowhere

Ever notice how it's the little things in life that amuse us so much? More to the point, ever notice how it's the silly little idiocies in life that amuse us more than anything else? Well, this is not as much ''the little blog that could'' as it is ''the blog that enjoys going up the down escalator in your local mall.'' Will it have anything of real importance? No, probably not. But enjoy the ride never the less!

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Wednesday, March 16, 2005
 
Rogers & Hobbitstein

According to today's Globe & Mail newspaper, Toronto gets the honour of hosting the world premiere of the Lord of the Rings musical. According to the reports it's going to be a sweeping operatic spectacle chronicling all three books in 3 1/2 hours, featuring a chorus line of orcs, Gollum in a tap-dancing solo, and Mike's head imploding somewhere out in Wisconson.

I'm still waiting for the Broadway musical versions of: Final Fantasy 8 (wherein Squall is still an angsty dick), Excel Saga (which would have to be directed by Nabeshin, no question) and CSI (where Grissom will sing, "The evidence will never lie/with each case it will catch our guy!").

And yes, I can hear you all scream, "Sacrilege!" from here. But I'd rather prefer the exclamation of "Heresy!" instead. It's so much more colourful. ^-^

Today's Lesson: bad movies can still have good soundtracks. Amazing...